South Park: The Stick Of Truth Announced
The funniest adult cartoon of our time will soon be making a return to a console near you, taking players on an epic journey through Colorado, on a quest to become….cool.
South Park: The Stick of Truth was unveiled at Microsoft’s E3 Briefing by none other than series creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone. We’ve since received some details outlining what we can expect from this upcoming title, so here they are:
You will begin as the new kid in town facing a harrowing challenge: making friends. As you start your quest the children of South Park are embroiled in a city-wide, live-action-role-playing game, casting imaginary spells and swinging fake swords. Over time the simple children’s game escalates into a battle of good and evil that threatens to consume the world.
You will arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat Crabpeople, Underpants Gnomes, Hippies and other forces of evil. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as their new friend. Succeed, and you shall be South Park’s savior, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known… as a loser.
- The Definitive South Park Experience – Written and voiced by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, The Stick of Truth brings their unique brand of humor to video gaming.
- An Epic Quest To Become Cool – Earn your place alongside Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny, and join them in a hysterical adventure to save South Park.
- Friends With Benefits – Recruit classic South Park characters to your cause.
- Intense Combat – Arm yourself to the teeth with an arsenal of magical weapons and mystical armor.
- South Park Customization – Insert yourself into South Park with something like a billion character, clothing, and weapon combinations.
Warning: If you’re not already combusting with excitement, the trailer below may just push you over the edge.
South Park: The Stick of Truth is scheduled for a global release on 5 March 2013 and will be available on Xbox 360, PS3 and PC.